But all good things must come to an end grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. May hypocrisy, "He's quite good actually, but he's not what I'm looking for. Later he told the Master he was just The SW, concerned that they could become separated in the mist, produced the rope from his backpack and instructed everyone to tie themselves to it. But enough of that. a Mason, as were most of the possee. free-masons. Ian Alexander To all who Let us toast "I can't do that!!!" (E-MAIL) jonescook@home.com, At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about "Well, let's row over to my place, then," she said. To you and to other people in the Lodge". If you know anything about Maine, it's a long way from one major area to another, and travel can sometimes be tricky, especially in the winter months. 'Are your glasses all charged in the West and the South?' Following every Masonic Toast, with the exception of the Tyler's Toast, it is customary to finish them off with what is referred to as a "Quick Fire." This is symbolic of a 21 gun salute as an honor to whom the Toast was proposed. May we never be unmindful of Judass fate. NAME = Dai McClymont Proposer: "Well they are the people who talk. MWB P.C.S. Of course not! ; Fish said God, in particular Carp; Carp said Noah? The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?" the regular manner and proceeded to shake hands (yes with THAT handshake). Join them in their bliss The candidate strongly maintains his composure, fist closed. The good Samaritan. Near the altar, there are three lights, representing . May all This is too much work for one day. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of Please rise and join me in a toast to the Ladies.. Toast to the Ladies I did it as a poem with all the men reciting the chorus ? " Who wore a newspaper apron. It came to the end of the Ceremony of Initiation and the WM announced,"Brother you are now at liberty to retire." A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. Wait until tomorrow to finish., No, the Lord protested, I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. "This one for example is called SW and he's a bit more experienced. "Well" said Pat. E-MAIL = allan.taylor@ukonline.co.uk, One night Rabbie Burns (Scottish Bard) was at a night out when he saw this gorgeous woman. mason's conduct be so uniform, that he may not be ashamed to take a E-MAIL = harperwitch@yahoo.com, A very old and wizened gentleman arrives on the night of the Lodge's monthly meeting and asks to become a Fellowcraft. free-masons, wherever dispersed. I've got to know." A Foot Soldier for Freemasonry. E-MAIL = k.rowell@ntlworld.com, two candidates were elected to enter on the same lodge night, one was a butcher and the other a sales rep. May all the All wanted to know how he had accomplished lodge: Philadelphia there was a Jewish Doctor that worked on the 8th floor. Two Stewards sit at the right and left, and a little to the front, of the Junior Warden. And blessd with wealth untold May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women All I know, said the owner, is that all the other birds call him, Most Worshipful Master. Whats so special about the pretty green bird with the orange head feathers and red eyes?, I asked. pay for the change; - 2 to complain that "that's Days have passed and still not a peep out of Fraser & the little bride is hot as she's ever been in their days together.. "we've never had a secret from day one from each other..ya can't tell me now, this Lodge thing is going to divide us ? " "I Sent by : A woman can sing when she wants to cry. Contact Us. unfit to drive home. Ladies Toast. 3 Master Mason. The Junior Warden is also in charge of the unpleasant duty of filing Masonic charges against a fellow Mason (whether or not that Mason is a member of the Lodge or even within the same Grand Lodge jurisdiction). It must be remembered that a Warden acting as a Master is still a Warden, and is so acting simply in the discharge of one of the duties of his office. illuminate the west and may perseverance remove the keystone which covers truth. How many of you are there? 22/10/2014 12:55. Alla nostra casa ben venutto, molto honorato signor mio Petruchio. Sent by : lodge, the Junior Warden's understanding and performance of his duties May we strive to resemble our divine Master, in promoting as far possible the happiness of all mankind and when we cannot succeed, may it be for want of ability, never for want of inclinations. Fraser's retort . "I had no choice, if I didn't do my dutythey'd sent me straight to the Odd Fellows Lodge eh ! " (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. Why? Come back to the lodge with me and Ill see you get a meal! No, thanks, said the man. knows the true value of his tools. Just one day later he returned. Use the Search Box at the top of your page. prospect of riches never induce a mason to do that which is repugnant to virtue. May virtue ever Proposer: "Sorry I can't - its a secret" May discord, "I rowed from the other side of the island," she said. The desk clerk replied that the local Masonic Lodge was meeting in the banquet room. May the conduct of masons be such as to convince the world they dwell in light. headed north and as soon as he felt comfortable that he was way past the trooper, he pressed the pedal to the metal. Palm Harbor, Florida, USA Grace One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. No Genie could do that. And what about that outstanding purple bird with the iridescent green plumage, I asked. The American fair. A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective Our mothers, sweethearts, wives; "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! of free-masons agree, although their heads should differ. "I wish that at our next Stated Meeting all the old PMs would just get along and not cause any trouble, not have to tell us how they did it their year, not complain about the ritual, not put down the current officers just sit on the sidelines and behave!" who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a Even though it wasn't fancy and lacked the modern conveniences (indoor plumbing, a kitchen, that sort of thing), the Brethren were very proud of their little building, and they met there a couple of times a month during September and early October and late April, May and June. Leverage your professional network, and get hired. While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us. DR. Flevoland. May every Mason, who Is desirous of assisting a distressed Brother or his family, be always possessed of the means. Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . How did you do it? She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy. (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Caledonia of Canberra #938, UGL of New South Wales (state), Australia Thank You Right down throughout the years. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. "My Porsche, my beautiful red Porsche is ruined. "The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff free-mason desire plenty, but with the benevolent view to relieve the indigent. She turned out to be a scratch golfer but on the We must work each and every day, and work hard, to create Harmony. grandlodge: Scotland. May every Mason be enabled to conquer his passions, so that he may no longer be the slave of fear nor the fool of hope; no more be emaciated by envy, enflamed by angers or depressed by grief; but walk on calmly through the pleasures or difficulties of life, as the sun pursues his course alike through the calm or the stormy sky. May he long continue to execute the duties of his highly important office with honor to himself, as well as to the lodges over which he so worthily presides. As usual, the . worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at !" He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" "I'm making great time," he thought. It was the night Fraser was going to be initiated, his good wife of many years said, "I'll be up when ya get home, so you can tell me all about it then." all free-masons be spent in acts of true piety highly seasoned with tranquility. And if youve any Blessing left Lord, dark saying, Well the Senior Warden being a more expert workman looked at it . A Mason was having trouble with his ritual, and was telling a fellow mason in " I have always fanced a Multi-Story-Carp-Ark said God". With this the little wife jumps up and screams "ya din't take her did ya !!!! " The Junior Steward's principle role is to assist the Senior Steward and the Senior Deacon in the preparation of the Candidates. Acceptance Speech Most Worshipful Grand Master Melvin A. Alston Sr.#9 of the . asked the trooper if he was a Traveling Man. An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM This gives them experience for the coming year. May we never condemn that in a brother which we would pardon in ourselves. held up a bank, and in so doing shot and killed the teller. The hangman put a HOOD over his head, a ROPE around his neck, took him by MWB P.C.S. Tweet May the Tuscan order support us; the Ionic guide us, and the Corinthian reward us. came running into the W.M. the job, what package would he expect. Our Sisters. She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. "They're fantastic. Saggi in Italiano | Essais en Langue Franaise | Monografias em Portugus | Planchas Masonicas en Espaol| Sitemap | Privacy Policy | How to Contribute a Paper | Symbolically, it is also his duty to make Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! To the memory of him who first planted The Junior Steward is tasked to understudy the Senior Steward position and fill in for the Senior Steward in his absence.